As I didn’t catch the red carpet part of the Brownlow last night The Age fashion slideshow has provided me with much entertainment this morning. Apart from the obvious tanning disasters, hair fuck-ups and plunging-we-can-see-your-pubic-hair-neck-lines I noticed a rather large change in the ol’ Twigley.
Plastic fantastic. She’s either had a collagen top up yesterday morning or borrowed Bert Newtons Makeup artist. Whatever she’s done you don’t need the above before and after photos to notice the massive difference.
In my opinion she’s dropped her title as Queen B and been replaced by the new darling of WAG glamour – Lauren Phillips.
Not only do said lovely and Gary Ablett Jnr look completely in love but she’s nailed the Brownlow dress two years running. The lavender gown from last year and the red from last night. If there was a vote count for ripping up the red carpet, she’d have mine.
Thanks to The Age for the pics.
